Audio Vault

Things that President Obama's dog would say if he could talk.

Signs Your Parents Hate You.

Little Known Oscar Facts

Ziggy and Ike The Effing Bear's parody of Pearl Jam's "Daughter" done to the theme of a step daughter/step father porn.

Top 3 Signs Your Valentine's Day Is Gonna Suck

Super Bowl Facts

MonoNick hit us with another of his parody songs this morning. This time he drew from Devo since Demi has been in the news for alleged drug use.

Reasons you won't get any action this weekend...

Things You Can Do In The Dark.

Pieces of advice for Chaz Bono while shopping for a penis.